duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

(via hi)

mcry:

how t o kiss boy

  • walk over to a boy
  • extend your limb, caressing his cheeks tenderly
  • without moving your head or body, extend your lips so they meet the edge of his ear
  • sc rE AM NOOT NOOT 
  •   
  •   
  •   NOOOT NOO Ot;
  •  

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(via book--thief)

poppunktunes:

mikeybohn:

miag182:

ladies and gentleman,
my graduation cap!

holy fucking shit this is absolutely wonderful

This made me cry.

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cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

(Source: nerdjpg, via we-are-just-the-sinnerss)

born-t0-lose:

The Story So Far - Bad Luck

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fxckpunk:

delta—cubes:

This guy killed like 4 people

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rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

(via jenniaceworldcw)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via lancecorporal-heichou)

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

(Source: stabmeintheneck, via a-decade-drifting)

orangemuses:

futurefantastic:

orangemuses:

guess who just went downstairs and got some leftover pork ribs

was it incumbent president barack obama

i mean i can’t definitively say no

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