marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via punanomasia)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via punanomasia)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via sherlockswift)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via hopelesspoop)

One is not like the others

(Source: thecuteandthecute-ish, via hopelesspoop)

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

(Source: shalrath, via spoilt-brat-and-love-cats)

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

(via 1v1mefgt)

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via sherlockswift)