collegehumor:

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I don’t mean to gloat (but I do mean to goat).

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via fukingxshenanigans)

nintendogayboy:

This should replace the fucking credits

(Source: fionagoddess, via arcticmonk3ys)

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

(via epic-humor)

nogdrinker:

*fucks up*

(via borinq)

joshpeck:

joshpecksmom:

joshpeck:

fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20

prove it

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bye hater

(via pizza)

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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(via mistake-en)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via liar-liar-im-on-fire)